Mens 3rd Team vs Telford & Wrekin 4

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round for a tale of daring adventure, swashbuckling bravery, and a pinch of fairy dust, as Cannock Men’s Third Team pulled off a truly fantastical last-minute victory against Telford—a match that felt more like an escapade in Neverland than a sporting contest!

For a team that held the lead for a grand total of two glorious minutes, Cannock spun a wild, magical yarn. It was chaotic. It was improbable. And it was absolutely unforgettable.

Spriggs: The Lost Boy With a Spine (Sometimes) -

Ah, Spriggs, our erratic Lost Boy. He stormed into midfield like Tinker Bell on a pixie dust, showing flashes of brilliance that earned him the title of “Most Improved Player.” But alas, the fairy dust wore off all too soon, as he crumbled under the pressure of… asking the barmaid for her Insta. Next time, Spriggs, all you need to do is believe!

Dink: Cannock’s Crocodile - 

In goal stood Dink, Cannock’s very own ticking crocodile, snapping up save after save to keep the team afloat. A critical stop in the first half had everyone cheering—well, everyone except JD, who somehow tried to take credit. Nice try, JD, but we all know who the real hero was.

Dippa: Cannock’s Peter Sampras - 

If ever a hockey pitch could turn into Centre Court, it was when Dippa took charge. Scoring two jaw-dropping goals, his second strike was a masterclass in skill, power, and showmanship. With a move that could rival any pirate’s swordfight, Dippa smashed the ball past the Telford keeper, leaving their defense dazed and muttering, “I do believe in goals!”

Captain Martin: The Brave Leader - 

Captain Martin, our fearless leader, earned the short corner that led to the game-winning moment. In true Peter Pan fashion, he hurled himself into the fray, sacrificing life and dignity in equal measure. His valiant efforts kept the dream alive, proving that a captain’s heart beats strongest when all hope seems lost.

Bloomer: The Late Bloomer - 

For much of the match, Bloomer was as elusive as Peter Pan’s shadow at noon. But when the clock ticked into its final moments, he sprang to life! With more touches in the last few minutes than the rest of the game combined, Bloomer showed us all that in Neverland—and hockey—it’s better late than never.

Henry: The Poacher of Neverland - 

Henry, Cannock’s cheekiest poacher. With the game on a knife’s edge, he swooped in with a perfectly timed poke to steal a critical goal. It was pure Peter Pan mischief, and if his treasure chest of stolen goals gets any bigger, he may just need to borrow Captain Hook’s ship to store it all.

MOTM– JD: Rolling Back the Years - 

JD turned in a performance for the ages, dominating midfield and proving he hasn’t aged a day. Coincidence or not, his Wendy (his wife) was in the stands, sprinkling pixie dust from afar. Wendy, if you’re listening, please make this a weekly thing!

DOTD – Pike: The Confused Pirate - 

And now, to Pike, the true master of calamity. He arrived late, in the wrong kit, at the wrong pitch. Was this real life or neverland?! Yet still he managed to scramble back in time for the match. His navigation may be as good as Hook’s map-reading, but his commitment? Unquestionable. A worthy recipient of this week’s DOTD.

The Final Word - 

Cannock’s performance was everything you’d expect from a trip to Neverland: chaotic, magical, and somehow triumphant. With Pike’s wardrobe malfunctions, Dippa’s tennis-inspired antics, and Henry’s knack for thievery, this ragtag crew proved that even the impossible can become reality with a sprinkle of belief.

Next week, the dream continues. Set sail, Cannock—we’re all watching to see where this wild ship lands!